will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks
illegal crimes
involving brutal brutality
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compliments from girls are so much more satisfying than compliments from guys
cute recognize cute
(via joyeuxvivian)
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i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking
haha
guess whos gettin that dick
not u
me
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